YES I WANT 10
You know how many preservatives they must use to keep that fresh??
Strength is being able to crush a tomato.
Dexterity is being able to dodge a tomato.
Constitution is being able to eat a bad tomato.
Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit.
Wisdom is knowing not to put a tomato in a fruit salad.
Charisma is being able to sell a tomato based fruit salad.
Even if you’ve joined another fandom like DR or Off, or stopped posting Homestuck entirely, but it’s still close to your heart. I want to know who else out there is still holding on through the hiatus.
one time my mom accidentally put wine into my little sister’s sippy cup and it was only discovered because when my sister asked for another cup she added “this juice is spicy”
*looks at Princess* Mmmhmm!
*holds up sippy cup*
"More of the spicy juice, pretty pleeaase?"
*innocent face*don’t do this here
o k im sleep now bye
battle sprites be like
parents who vaccinate their children without their consent are terrible parents, no exceptions.
parents who let their children die of completely preventable diseases because they think 8 year olds are capable of making their own medical decisions are terrible parents. no exceptions
My ten year old sister just sat up in her bed (we share a room) and started talking
I wouldn’t have been scared if it wasn’t for the fact she was doing a hail hit let salute and going “red and grey and red and grey” to our doorway
It’s even creepier when you remember our…
it’s too late for her but you can save yourself! get out! run for your life! run for your sanity!